Monday, November 01, 2010

What Are Your Election Day Predictions?

It is time to play everyone's favorite game: predict what will happen on election day. Here are my predictions:

  1. In Ohio, voter turnout will be about 47% (+/- 11.2%).
  2. In Hamilton County someone will lie about voting just to get a discount.
  3. The Hamilton County Board of Elections will complete counting the votes at 5:42 AM on November 3rd (+/- 5 minutes).
  4. A Republican official will claim that ACORN stole both of the votes he cast.
  5. A Republican official will complain that NOT all of his anonymous contributions were spent on attack ads.
  6. There will not be any good post election victory parties, at least nothing  toping last year's. (I still need to call her back, is 12 months too much time?)
  7. I will get 5 more robo calls on my land line in the next 36 hours, but zero on my cell phone.  Hmmmmm?
  8. No matter who wins, a 'Tea Partier' will stomp on someone's head.
Your turn, what are your predictions?

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